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Penelope Friday takes a surreal visitation into satnav as done by characters from Winnie The Pooh.
So I give you…
Eeyore:
“If anyone’s listening to me – which I doubt – you need to go left at the next exit. Yes, that one you just passed at top speed. Oh, I suppose you could take the next left, but I can’t answer for where it would take you. Probably somewhere you didn’t want to go.”
Piglet and Pooh
Piglet: “I think… but I might be wrong… but I think that turning left might be a good idea. Of course, I’m only a Very Small Animal and I haven’t done a lot of navigation before, but… Pooh, don’t you think it’s left here?”
Pooh: “What’s been left here?”
Piglet: “Don’t you think they should turn left now?”
Pooh: “Oh. Yes. Definitely. Unless it’s right. They need to do one or the other, but I’m not quite sure which. Now, if they were looking for a place which had a nice spot of honey, such as one might take a small nibble of at, say, eleven o’clock…”
Piglet: “But they’re not, Pooh.”
Pooh: “Not what?”
Piglet: “Looking for honey.”
Pooh: “Oh. In that case, it’s definitely left they need to go. Unless I mean right.”
Roo and Kanga
Roo: “Look at me! Driver, look at me! Passengers, look at me! I’m navvy-directing you. They said I was too small, but look, I am!”
Kanga: “Roo, dear, give the nice people some directions.”
Roo: “That’s what I’m doing! Look, look, look at me directing! Oops, I think you were supposed to turn left back there…”
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Anyone got any other characters to add to the mix?